the nastiest of heckers

January 6, 2015 • 332,035 notes

egobus:
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
Excellent parenting.

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January 6, 2015 • 1,099,792 notes

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:
kingjohnkat:
redphonebox:
just so we’re clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bby
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via pandora)

January 6, 2015 • 140,973 notes

guy:
“ me trying to get work done in school
”

guy:

me trying to get work done in school

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January 6, 2015 • 519,953 notes • lolgifs.net

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January 6, 2015 • 1,021,337 notes

alt-j:

lost-and-maybe-found:
alt-j:
nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes
you sound boring.
yea nothing is more exciting than lung cancer yay cancer wow I love to have fun

(via nippledickqueen)

January 6, 2015 • 207,771 notes

mabychan:

My human version of the Artistocats *^* Hope you like it! <3

(via nipplebattles)

January 5, 2015 • 496,510 notes

trust:

buckybarneswho:
Mockingjay: *president kills innocent people*
Mockingjay: *bombs hospital full of un-armed people*
Mockingjay: *starves out the victories*
Mockingjay: *brainwashes peeta*
Mockingjay: *shows katniss slowly losing herself*
Media: so gale or peeta??????

(via asian)

January 4, 2015 • 374,644 notes • negro-pleaaase.tumblr.com.

knitmeapony:

sexxxpensive:
the accuracy though
Police crime = justified, proportional response

(via bang)

January 4, 2015 • 490,253 notes

sassiest-angel-in-the-garrisonn:

wholockednatural-13:
cannon-fannon:
JESUS FUCK.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO.
THE SEXUAL TENSION.
OH MY GOD.
I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS IS A TRUE CINEMATIC TREASURE OF OUR TIME
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME THIS IS ON MY DASH I THINK IT’S A PORNO.

nipplebattles omg omg hahahah

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January 4, 2015 • 370,193 notes

Q

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

Anonymous

A

itseasytoremember:

wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623:
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him
i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS